Doritos Locos Taco

hey junkfooders. yea, it's been a while. what do you expect, its a junkfood blog... let's talk about Taco Bell's newest creation/another master-minded marketing ploy to sell junkfood: the Doritos Locos Taco. "A Taco Supreme® made with premium seasoned beef,crisp lettuce, diced juicy red ripe tomatoes, real cheddar cheese and topped with cool reduced-fat sour cream, in a shell made from Nacho Cheese Doritos® Chips." hmm. taco supreme=good. doritos=good. i'll be right back.
 

ok, i'm back. yup. just as my algebraic formula lead me to believe...fuck yea. of course it's good! it's not only delicious to eat, it's delicious to think about how many people it took to turn a dorito into a taco shell. seriously, what a hassle! people who make doritos are all about the triangle. period. now they gotta figure out how to make a shell! actually, it's not a shell, its a vehicle. a bus that has to give an entire taco supreme a ride to the faces of millions! oh, i can imagine the headaches and the rejected dorito shell graveyard... obviously the fine people of Taco Bell are onto something, per usual. come on, how long can you resist? go stain your greasy fat fingers orange from a dorito taco. we all know you're going to. i'll leave you with this to ponder... what's next from TB? i give these two concept contestants the edge:

cool ranch taco
vs.
Doritos Nachos Supreme
now taking all bets...
-dumptruck

@cpt_dumptruck